Have you ever woken up at oh say around 2:00 in the morning with that annoying sound, you know the one, your cellphone battery is low. It beeps about every 5 minutes. The dilemma is do you haul your ass out of bed, go down 2 flights of stairs and turn it off or do you just ignore it. I alway try to ignore but after 30 minutes it just gets louder. So on went the slippers and I stumbled down the stairs and that’s when I saw them. These crazy little critters twirling, spinning and typing on my cellphone. I swear it looked like they were texting. Or was it just the cough syrup playing tricks with my mind again. I ran for my camera and caught this image. They each have 3 set of eyes for lookout and sharp beaks for texting. They can text faster than any 16 year old I’ve ever seen texting.
You cannot see the message they are typing but it says “Monsters. They are coming.” Great, why me and why my household. There’s 5 acres up here for them to take over and they decide that my house is more fun. Maybe they feel sorry for me and are just providing fodder for my blog. Anyway, just wanted to share.
Cheers for another day.
Well, as I mentioned in a earlier tweet today, I discovered a monster in my house last night. Luckily, I always keep my camera handy, plus I am quite adept at sneaking up on critters. All those years as a naturalist have finally come in handy. I grabbed the camera and tiptoed into the master bathroom – that’s where the first noises came from. Out of habit I almost flicked on the light but quickly stopped. I propped myself against the door jam and aimed my lens toward the noise and flash, this is the image I caught.
Caught red handed
Wow, this is amazing and also disappointing. Why? Because now I can no longer blame my husband for the mess left in the bathroom. And I will most likely have to apologize. Arg-g-g.
Look at him, though. The camera loves him. But he had a sad tale to tell. You see he is the tooth monster, yes the tooth monster. Flashback to childhood when I was threatened with this little critter if I didn’t brush my teeth.
“It’s very frustrating,” he said. “You see not all monsters are bad and not all fairies are good. My cousin the tooth fairy, she’s one of the good ones but she gets all the credit. Kids love her, right!. Why not? Lose a tooth and you get money. And who do you think loans her all that loose change? Me! All I want is my moment in the spotlight.”
So he and I came to an agreement that I can recreate and sell his image on my Etsy site. I took quite a few pictures just to make sure I had all the angles and I could do him justice.
After posing for all the pics he scuffled off into the night with these parting words, “there are more of us you know. I’ll tell my friends how cool you are.” Poof and he was gone. That’s when I realized I forgot to get his name. So I’ve named him “Fred” .
Remember these guys. Well here they are all dressed up, but they actually do have a place to go. They are moving into a local bookstore that also has a gift section. I will be sad to see them go but hope someone will love them as much as I do. Each one is a little different. They will also be going on my Etsy shop as a custom order item. You will be able to pick and choose the colour of the hat, sweater and scarf when you order.
There is another family of critters coming soon too. So I must get back to my little workshop and start creating. Take care.
What to wear?
Well, as I stare at these little fellows and wonder what I should make for them to wear I wonder what will I wear today. Winter is creeping down the mountains, that pearly white snow inching ever closer toward my house. It’s -5 and I wonder how many layers do I need to walk my dogs this morning. Well turns out that is was three. Note to self – Always, always go to the bathroom before you climb into your skin-hugging thermal underwear. Always. I could hear my mother’s voice from above, “Do you have to go?” and of course, “Don’t forget to wear your hat.”
So off we went and braved the cold, my mind racing and focused on these poor naked snowmen. What should they wear? Well, that is how I will spend my day in the studio, designing and making clothes for these little fellows.
Stay tuned for the fashion parade.
Welcome to my world. I have been a “closet” artist for years and have finally decided to come out. My favourite medium is polymer clay. I love to sculpt animals, people, masks, abstracts pretty much anything that pops into my head. One of my nephews calls my Kootenay Totem collection, “little critters”. This whole adventure started as a way to make gifts for family and friends and is now blossoming into a business.
I hope to make it hear every day to keep you updated on my journey. I hope you come along for the ride.
Just had a wonderful lunch with a dear friend. One thing I have learned as of late is to keep old friendships alive. Sometimes it’s just too easy to let life get in the way. So today I abandoned my studio and spent quality time with Karen. It was good to catch up, laugh and of course eat good food. Must do this more often. But now I am back home and off to the studio to make Christmas ornaments. Ah the challenge of working with white polymer clay. You almost need a biohazard suit and room to stop the lint from clinging to your work. But that’s what Titanium White paint is for. Touch up.